Is this interesting?

Man I just remembered when I played Animal Crossing, I always got pissed off when I got those letters from that damn house rating place, room academy w/e its been a while

So they would send me a letter telling me how TRASHY my house was when I thought it looked damn nice

well fuck you rating place you try making a decent looking house while living off of 100 bell fruits everyday. And maybe if you where lucky to have a memory card, you could have nabbed yourself a 500 bell fruit and plant it and make an orchard. Oh and gyroids I forgot about those penises

they sold for like… 1,000 right..?

BACK TO THE POINT

WHILE RISKING THE CHANCE OF YOUR FAVORITE PINK PUPPY NEIGHBOR THAT YOU FINALLY BECAME BUDDIES WITH TO MOVE AWAY.

Oh and also the fact that you depend on a GARBAGE DUMP and a frumpy raccoon with a shitty shop to sell you your furniture. WHILE HE WILL ONLY SELL YOU THE GOOD STUFF WHEN HE UPGRADES HIS STORE WHICH TAKES FOR FUCKING EVER.

SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR RATING SHIT YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP THAT BITCH DUCKS ASS WHENEVER IM UNLUCKY (OR STUPID) ENOUGH TO SEND A LETTER AT NIGHT

I LOVE MY MODERN FURNITURE WHERE DO YOU COME OFF SAYING ITS TACKY

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH